The List Goes On

Yet another installment of Comments from the Classroom.

We have some of the oldest windows in existence in our school building and for some reason when they were installed it was decided that it would be a wonderful idea to place them right at the level of a small child's reach and our kids have all figured out how to unlock them and open them.

PM Teacher: Joseph, are you touching my windows?
Child (who is clearly trying to open the window): No touching the windows!
Teacher: Do Not touch the windows! Windows are for teachers only.
Child: Just say no...to windows!

Child (after being poked in the eye with a piece of grass while rolling down a hill): Well, that wasn't supposed to happen.

Me (to a child I am "torturing" by encouraging them to use their hands): Yes, I know. I am the mean one and you are the cute one. But cuteness only gets you so far in life.

Becca(to another child): Andrew, your princess is in distress. Come rescue me!
Andrew (wearing a fire fighter's hat): whoo-oo! whoo-oo! Fireman Drew! Fireman Drew! Whoo-oo! Whoo-oo! Fireman Drew! Fireman Drew! I save you!

Me: Drew, do you want two blue (jelly beans) or three blue (jelly beans)?
Drew: Two blue.
Me: Are you sure?
Drew: Yeppie! Two blue!!